Categorii: Diverse
Limba: Engleza
Data publicării: 2014
Editura: Penguin Books
Tip copertă: Paperback
Nr Pag: 224
ISBN: 9781405918671
Dimensiuni: l: 12.5cm | H: 17.8cm | 1.3cm
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.
Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate.
Crap CVs is a hilarious compilation of the worst job applications imaginable, including overly-honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, mortifying personal revelations, awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, self-aggrandizing gibberish, blatant truth-twisting and, of course, outright lies.