Knock Knock What Not to Say: Love & Romance

A brutally honest collection of 610 things you should never, ever say concerning love and romance.

Learn what not to say on a first date ("You look just like my ex!"), what not to say when finding out your partner is pregnant ("Is it mine?"), and what not to say in couples counseling ("This is a total waste of time.").

• Great gift idea for those seeking simple relationship advice―just don't blurt these phrases aloud!
• Keep this funny book handy to avoid dying alone
• A follow-up sequel to our bestselling original, What Not to Say