The Benefit of Farting Explained

What is the nature, essence and definition of a f*rt? What are the consequences and disadvantages of suppressing one? Why is f*rting considered to be taboo? Swift's The Benefit of F*rting argues eloquently, in a forceful a posteriori fashion, that most of the distempers thought to affect the fairer sex are due to flatulences not adequately vented. To complete the excursus into this venerable and age-old human activity, Charles James Fox's Essay upon Wind provides a detailed analysis, classification and history of f*rting, peppered with wit and curious anecdotes about particularly eminent farters of the past.